Saturday, June 25, 2016

RPG Shopping IRL

So the other day I found the NYPL's online store.  This was both a great and terrible thing; I was previously unaware of how many tote bags I needed from them.  And then I found the travel pen set, and I realized that I could totally be assembling my basic Dungeons  & Dragons equipment kit (non-weapons and armor, although I could probably come pretty close to those just at Walmart).

 So what's my standard kit entail?  This list is based off the last character I played that had better than an 8 Strength (which is what my current sorcerer has, and it's severely pared down for her).  Since D&D doesn't generally include utility knives, I usually substitute in a dagger.  Overall this list runs 58g, 6s, 3c, and weighs 70.2 lb.

I frequently am the log-keeper for our group, so I tend to give my character the materials to do so (writing implements, etc.).  This is true even when the character is a sword-and-board fighter, as was the one this one is based on.

For the real-life equivalents (or approximates), I looked at L.L. Bean, Walmart, Home Depot, Hannaford (the grocery we most frequently use), Jo-Ann, Michael's, and Staples.  A few of those can probably be consolidated into Walmart depending how big it is.  Amazon was helpful for weights when the other stores didn't list them.

Game Item
Real-Life Item Cost Store
Backpack
White Mountain Pack $199 LL Bean
Abacus
TI 36x solar calculator $20 Walmart
Animal glue
Elmer's Glue-All $3 Walmart
Canteen
Nalgene 16 oz bottle $10 LL Bean
Coffee pot
Stainless Steel Percolator $30 LL Bean
Crowbar
24" ripping bar $10 Home Depot
Fishing kit
First cast outfit $40 LL Bean


Deluxe Fly Selection, Eastern $49 LL Bean
Grappling hook
Folding Grapnel $11 Walmart
Honey (jar)
Honey $4 Hannaford
Mess kit
Sea to Summit Camp Set $30 LL Bean
Poncho
Coleman Adult EVA Poncho $8 Walmart
Silk rope (50 ft.)
3/8 inch braided poly rope (100 ft) $9 Home Depot
Skillet
Lodge 8" skillet $11 Walmart
String (50 ft)
#18 Twisted Mason Line (250 ft.) $3 Home Depot
Thread (50 ft.)
All Purpose Thread (225 yd.) $3 Jo-Ann
Waterskin
Osprey Hydraulics Reservoir $34 LL Bean
Whetstone
Pocket Stone $7 Home Depot
Pouch, belt
Utility belt pouch $5 Walmart
Flint & steel
Single Flint Striker with Flints $5 Home Depot
Hip flask
Stainless Steel Flask $5 Walmart
Magnet
3/4 in. Magnet Discs (3 pack) $4 Home Depot
Sewing needle
Hand needles size 2 (12 pack) $4 Jo-Ann
Waterproof bag
Ultra-Sil Compression Sack $30 LL Bean
Candle, 5
Citronella Tealights, 25 pack $4 Walmart
Chalk (5)
Crayola white chalk, 12 pack $1 Home Depot
Coffee, ground (5 lb)
Medium Roast Ground Coffee $9 Walmart
Ink
Acrylic Calligraphy Ink $6 Michael's
Inkpen
Manuscript Calligraphy Pen Set $11 Michael's
Journal
Journal, Black Leather, 5-1/2" x 8" $15 Staples
Powdered milk
Carnation Instant Dry Milk $5 Hannaford
Scrivener's kit
33 Piece Calligraphy Pen Set $16 Staples
Soap
Ivory Simply Original Bar Soap $3 Hannaford
Trail rations
Fruit & Nut Trail Mix $12 Hannaford
Bedroll
Camp Sleeping Bag $70 LL Bean
Shovel
Shovel $10 Home Depot
Dagger
Folding Knife $15 Home Depot


Real-life totals: $711 and about 43 lbs.

Weirdly enough, in real life, the hiking backpack becomes the most expensive piece.  It could probably be downgraded to an $80 one, but not without losing the capacity needed to carry gear for multiple days.  This gear set didn't even include a tent of some sort - probably desirable for most outdoor treks over multiple days.  The basic two-person tent at L.L. Bean runs $170 and weighs 7 lbs.  The game equivalent is 10g and 20 lb.

The tealights are probably the worst candle you can get as a light source; in-game candles only last an hour, so I went with the real-life equivalent.  Basic ones seem to most frequently come in mass quantity.  Since this character had darkvision, a light-source was extraneous; a lantern and lamp oil would normally be necessary for any extended travel in the dark.  That runs 7g and 2 lb. for the standard hooded lantern, and lamp oil is 1s for a 1 lb. flask that burns for 6 hours.  For the real-life equivalent, I'd probably go with a $7 floating waterproof LED flashlight that lasts 20 hours on 3 AA batteries from Walmart.

Another thing I'd probably look at for a standard kit is a hatchet; this is a basic item that RPG equipment lists frequently lack, but a 6g/3 lb. handaxe is probably close enough.  A Fiskers 14" hatchet from Home Depot runs about $26 and weighs 1.3 lb.

Looking over the list, substituting equivalent items, I've got... pretty much everything but the percolator, whetstone, grappling hook, sleeping bag, tent, hatchet, and that much trail mix.  So while I'm not set up for actual camping or survival, I'm pretty well set for RPG-style adventuring.

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